The box arrived from Bloomingdale’s just as my husband,
Brett, was walking out the door to attend a neighborhood meeting one
evening. That’s bad timing, when
the UPS guy comes face-to-face with one’s husband. The uniformed man stands at your doorstep, a guilty look on
his face, as he hands over the goods.
He knows the rules. He
knows he’s supposed to drop the package when your husband is either a) at work,
b) at the gym, or c) has left the house precisely eight minutes ago, but
sometimes he screws up and gets caught.
The husband looks at the return address on the box, sees the name of a
clothing store like Bloomies, or an e-tailer like Gilt, or a
supermegavirtualworld like Amazon, and shakes his head sadly at the UPS
man. Dude, he thinks, You’re
complicit in her schemes. I’m so
disappointed in you. Read the rest of the article on the Huffington Post Stylist here....
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